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CUOC HOP KIEM DIEM

Trong mot cuoc hop kiem diem ca nhan, CON OC lam THU TRUONG chat van CON CUA: TAI SAO CAU LAI BO NGANG?

Con cua khong voi tra loi ma hoi don dap lai con oc: Cau hoi nay cua thu truong nham muc dich gi? (1) Tai sao chi hoi Toi cau nay ma khong hoi nguoi khac (2) Neu Toi khong tra loi cau nay thi Toi se bi xu ly nhu the nao? (3) Toi duoc phep suy nghi bao lau de tra loi cau hoi nay? (4) Toi duoc nho nguoi tro giup khi tra loi hay khong? (5) Thu truong can cu tren quy dinh nao de hoi Toi cau nay? (6) Toi tra loi khong vua long y thu truong thi se nhan hau qua nhu the nao? (7) ….

Thoi … thoi … thoi, xin cau dung cho. Toi chi hoi cau co 1 cau ma cau tra lai Toi gan mot chuc cau, trong do toan la cau hoi ma khong co cau tra loi. Toi hoi lai: TAI SAO CAU LAI BO NGANG?

Da thua Sep! Toi co thoi quen la khi Toi CHUA DUOC GIAI THICH RO RANG CAU HOI THI KHONG BAO GIO TRA LOI. Tai sao Sep hoi thi buoc Toi phai tra loi, ma Toi hoi lai thi Sep khong chiu tra loi?

CON TOM ngua mat chen vao: Oc la thu truong, cau la nhan vien ma cu cai sep ngang nhu cua thi con the thong gi nua.

Ui! Cau khong co tu cach chen ngang! Cai loai Tom lung cong de cuc tren dau nhu cau suot doi chi co di giat lui, noi nao co nhieu Tom thi noi do nuoc cang man.

CU RUA HUU TRI tho dai: Chuyen co the cung cai nhau, CA THI BOI TOI, CUA THI BO NGANG, TOM NHAY GIAT LUI! Ai cha biet ma phai hoi. Ma ngang nhu cau cua cung co cai hay, CAU HOI NAO MA MINH KHONG MUON TRA LOI THI TOT NHAT DUNG TRA LOI MA HAY DUNG CAU HOI DE DOI DAU CAU HOI, the nao doi phuong cung roi vao the bi!

Cuoc hop kiem diem ket thuc, con oc lai cu miet mai bo. Ca, Tom, Cua deu vao ro, chi co con oc la treo duoc len bo.

Dang Hoang Vu (31/8/2018)